Kubus must stop

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Mr.Kubus, as you should all nkow, is the worst gamemaker alive on the GMC. In fact, I would say he is the worst gamemaker on the net. Every time he puts out a game, it's nothing but utter trash, they feature bizzare characters, stupid graphics, terrible sound, vulgar themes. Please, sign this petition and STOP MR.KUBUS FROM MAKING GAMES!

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he made scary game i launched and cried cried cried...................
signed

[lurkenstein]

gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=221868&p=2048714

Again... ^_^

I'll not spend words with you, Kimberly. It's pointless. You should, at least, try and make a game for real.
What makes this game so bad:
No help file. I took a long time just trying to start the game.
Bad graphics. Character is ugly, bad use of scaling, you can't even say what's those things your... enemy shoots. Well, I think he's your enemy.
No storyline. You just make some odd things, like avoid an unavoidable shuriken. If you try a lot, maybe you'll be able to pass it, if it's bouncing vertically. Otherwise, no way, babe.
The gameplay sucks. You'll constantly be killed by weird things. The jumping are... No, there's no words to describe. No AI, enemies just do random things. You too! Try to attack, and some "balls" will spawn (BTW, random direction and speed...).
Noises. That's the game's only music. Sounds like he was recording some stupid noises with a cheap microphone.
NO FUN AT ALL. Well, it says "You suck" when you lose. Is that fun?
When you win, you got the sickness to its extreme. Some claps that makes you want to kick your own balls and delete BAN forever. Ya... Oh, you got also a phone. To make your last call and say to your father how you sorry for not becoming a lawyer as he want to. And for keep playing those video-games when he asked, for the 100th time, to finish your home work. Great. Now I can rest in peace (I mean, in pieces). ^_^

Shame.
SEE YA!!!!! (I hope not...)

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gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=387230&p=2784408
After playing this game I just tought.. is this a joke? How the ***k do some people like your games? Their graphics suck real bad.
I guess you ask some people to reply to your topic saying it's good, because there's no way people can like this thing.

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* Category: FIGHTING FUN , MAYBe not suitable for kids or pregnant women
May I say... suitable only for 3 years kid or lower? There's not really any kind of violence here.
Did you say fun? I'd say boring.

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10/10
Did you get paid to post this thing? C'mon, how do you guys enjoy such games? I know graphics aren't important on a game, but c'mon! Look how crappy this game is!

Seriously, you've been a member in the GMC for longer than me, and you didn't improve your graphics in none of your games. You just make 50 games in a row, and doesn't even think in improving anything. And I noticed that most (or all) of your games are posted in "Game Maker Creations". Post them in "Work In Progress" first, then you receive comments on how improving the game. Then, after it's done, you request a moderator/admin to move it to "Game Maker Creations"

LimmingKenny said
It's the true Kubusian Mortal Kombat.
Yes, with his own style. Sucking big time.

*cough*You fail on making games

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Ahoy there mates! Ye olde Kimberly Kubus speakin. I feel I have done my very best to bring you a smash hit computer game for all ages, Full jam packed action with slight puzzle. SPank my monkey, call me a donkey, but don't touch my carrot. This game is platformer classic gameplay. Good stuff blasted all over it. Download it and jugde for yourself, but be warned, this is THE BEST!

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i'm confused! who's joking or really say it..

wow this game is really bad

originality?there are other game with "hit the button as fast as you can" gameplay and they all rule this game. the only original is the: "Player 1, do you like sucking WIZARD?"

lol 

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might aswell posts some BOMBASTIC bull of heaven reviews lul

Nice album cover and song name, jackasses.
90 minutes of pure masterful, emotional non-existent sounds. Great job, guys. I'm sure it must have taken over five minutes to make all of
your recent releases.

No, but really now, I don't know what to think anymore. Are they being artistic smartasses? Trolling? Insane? In either case, they fail at it.
I was really going to give up this bullshit (LOL BULL) but this just takes the cake. It's not many things I don't call music. 4'33, I consider to be music, to a certain degree, because it is actually a written piece. However, taking seven pictures and putting titles to it, IS NOT MUSIC. NO SOUND, NO INPUT, NO CREATIVITY NO MUSIC. I just can't belive this. I really hope this band is all a big joke, but I'm not sure... they seem to be too hostile for that. Fuck, I'm rambling again.

Well, on a related note, Neil and Clayton thinks I am 10 years old! Hooray! I am actually honoured to have my name on their fabulous website. No shitting here. But guys, you don't have any christmas spirit! Play some Sinatra records or something, and loosen up.

Sorry for making this piece of crap long review, I just wanted to express my self a bit. I'm off to take a crap now.

edit: OH, PASSWORDS? Fuck that shit. I have no time for accepting mistakes, gosh darn it

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NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're a jerk just for putting this on gamemakergames!!! I come here to have fun and play games... not to get dizzy and sick. Just maybe you should give up making games for a while.... or forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I had some quite funny comments from some fat american christian lady on a super old youtube video I made that was allegedly about zac efron, but youtube seems to have removed all comments from the account

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some spicy youtube comment from bull of heaven's 2 months long song:

This is the good example of quantity over quality, it shows how you can have a really long "song" (quantity) but have it SUCK LIKE A PIECE OF COCKROACH SHIT COMPLETELY compared to having a 3 minute song by Micheal Jackson and it bieng complete gold (quality). WHY THE FUCK IS IT THIS LONG ANYWAY?? you even said in the description that it had to be shortened so that people would be able to listen to it. ALL THIS PATHETIC BAND DID WAS MAKE A REALLY LONG "SONG" WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EFFORT AT ALL THAT IS ULTIMATELY A DISGUSTING ATTEMPT TO HAVE THE TITLE OF THE LONGEST "SONG" EVER. It is just seriously pathetic thinking about it, and listening to this FUCKED UP SHIT makes me want to rip out my ears. Absolutely DISGUSTING. IM GONNA SAY IT AGAIN, DIIISSSTTTGGGGUUUSSSTTTIIINNG!!!! And why my friend would you even waste your time posting and listening to this horrible abomination of sound??, I feel SO sorry for your ears. OH THE HUMANITY LOLZROFLOMFGLMAOWTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sigh, that was fun.

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i just read it to myself again and it sounds borderline ironic

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hey that gives me a good idea for a song
what if you make a month long song and most of it is noise type stuff, but if you start it at midnight then at midday each day there will be some more conventional sounding music for half an hour or so.