Additional Hints -Structure from bottom to top: Toast, Mustard, Fried Egg, Sausage halves, Bacon/Ham, Cheese, Toast, Fried Egg's Yolk -Fry the ingridients for best result. Microwave is allowed if you have no frying pan. In case of frying you could fry egg and sausage halves together And also, put egg and sausage into the pan before turning on the stove Fry with frying pan's cap on until egg yolk chages color, once it does immediately remove it along with sausages, otherwise it will get dry -Mustard should be smeared on top of the first toast before egg, but you could add more to other places - sausages, ham, etc. Same goes to cheese and even yolk (if you cook two eggs, althrough better the second one on top too) -In case you want you can add: Pepper or anything spicy, Salt. Greens/Vegetables must not be added to this sandwich, feed them to your vegan friend instead. (Or save up for a different recipy) -To keep everything hot, begin toasting the bread when the frying pan begins making noises.
Leon: There are egg stains in my carpet and I do NOT know how to get them out? Socrates: I HAVE SEX with chicken so the egg is extra spicy very good very good Leon: You can go to jail for that you know. Socrates: DO you know if going to jail is a good or a bad thing? Leon: Why, it is a bad thing. Socrates: But what about for society? Do you want criminals roaming freely? Leon: No of course not. Socrates: Then going to jail is a good thing. I have two sons. Leon: I suppose you are right. I will bring twelves chickens when I visit your cell four days from now.