Kubus lost film script discovered! Sept 15, 2017 5:25:52 GMT
Post by Jinxtengu on Sept 15, 2017 5:25:52 GMT
Ok so the other day I was cleaning up my computer and I found this film script that Kimberly Kubus had sent me years ago. I’d totally forgotten
about it. It’s quite long (over 5000 words I think) and pretty crazy stuff, as you might expect from Mr K. Anyway here’s a copy of the text for your perusal.
Larry Bucket Brains And Jerry Pot Sock On The Quest For The Mystery Joint
Written (C) by Kimberly Kubus for Kubus Home Video
Movie manuscript: Complete Version
Larry Bucket Brains*
Jerry Pot Sock**
The Magic Man
Unnamed Man 1
Unnamed Man 2**
The Pink Umbrella Man*
The Turtle of Doom
The Cemetary Freaks (tre stykk)
Dead body in lake
*=Played by Kimberly Kubus
**=Denne rollen kan også byttes om til en kvinnelig rolle om ønskelig (da vil karakter-navn byttes)
Props (not all):
Mini-gongen til pang lyd (manipulart post-produksjon)
Cauldron/heksegryte (eller lignende)
En hel fisk
Gold coins/Bag of gold
Two chocolates of the same kind
Ektra sjokolade til bløtgjøring
Paper with directions
Drawing of a bicycle
andre rekvisita må finnes onthespot
It is a wind and foggy day. Larry sits in the doorstep smoking a cig. Plutselig sier det PANG. Jerry comes in, he starts talking about the mystery joint. Larry becomes interested and suggests they undertake a journey to find it. In order to prepare for the journey they decide to cast a spell using a cauldron. A magic man appears and tells them to start searching in a garden/park. They walk through a park searching for the garage, here they talk about finding clues with the stuff they find in the garage. Eventually they find a small item (papegøyen) that speaks of a lake that contains another clue inside a fish in the ocean, they agree they must fish it up. They just put their hands in then pull out many interesting items, including a dead body. Eventually they find the fish, inside of it there is a note telling them of a deposit box inside the mystery bank. It then cuts to a different scene. Two men are now also trying to search for the mystery joint which they want for themselves. They talk about using the sun to guide them across the oceans of Soup And cross the turtle of doom to find the joint, but in order to do that they must build a device called "The Psycho Hairdrier". Soup scene #1: The Soup Maker starts to cook up some "delicious" soup.
Jerry: Hey Larry Bucket Brains. guess what I found out about?
Larry: Hmmm... what?
J: I have heard rumors about a joint so powerful, the most extreme in the world
L: Wow, we must try that!
J: I agree.
L: Lets undertake a journey to find it!
J: That sounds like a good idea. But where do we even start to look?
L: Good question. I think we must pull out the special cauldron, and summon the magic man with magic!
J: Yeah, that sounds great, it's been a while since I've practiced my magic!
Magic man: Hello, I am the magic man. How may I be of service?
L: Let me tell ya. Myself and Jerry Pot Sock here are searching for the legendary mystery joint, know anything about it?
M: Why sure I do! I've heard great wivestales on that subject, although the wives were dead alright, but hey, don't let that get you down, it's great man!
L: Great, hear that Jerry, he knows something about it!
J: Yeah, good we did that spell huh?
M: My energy levels are bending like a tractor on jupiter, so my time right now has been shortened, business beckons me!
J: What do you mean?`
M: Everything. Nothing.
L: Where do we find this mystery joint?
M: My third eye tells me that a garden, kind of looks like a park, depending on the light but, around two miles southwest of my current bodily position. In here would be the ideal place to start searching!
J: Okey, lets go at once then Larry .... *Larry nods head*
M: BUT WAIT! The supernatural light of Dead mice has opened up a bridge through which the firmament in my clouded ever-green broken brain has shined on a spot.. that... wait wait.... it looks like a garage! Yeah... yeah... it's a garage *cough*
(arriving at park)
J: Are you sure this is the right place Larry? Looks kinda strange.
L: Yeah, something is lurking in the bushes alright! Probarbly a ghost.
(walking through the park)
J: So Larry, how do you think this mystery joint is like?
L: I bet'cha it's gonna be the greatest shit ever man!
J: Yeah man.
L: Hey, look over there *points finger*... it looks like a garage man, can you see it, all the way up there!
J: Yeah, it's somewhat blurry kinda man, but yeah... looks like we got a heading! Off we go!
(in the garage)
L: Aha, this is the right garage alright!
J: How do you know man?
L: Just a feeling.
J: Ahh, those are good!
L: Yep! tastes good, even better than kangaroo poop!
J: That sure is right man! But damn, theres a lot of stuff here.
L: The magic man didn't send us here without a reason, so theres gotta be something here that will lead us the way!
(finding item 1)
L: Ahh, this looks like it.
J: What is it?
L: Damned if I know, but hey, it can be opened slightly *opens*
J: WHAT THE FUCK is that?
L: Ahh this must be for the car engine, we can use it later if we need to drive up to the moon and kiss the witches there! *throws away item*
J: Almost out of date!
L: Yeah, I ain't touching it again man!
(finding item 2)
J: Wow, look at that!
L: That's way to little man! Why you think that is a clue?
J: Just look at the shape man! Feel it inside of you!
L: How do I do that?
J: Heeeeeeey... just watch and learn from the master! *stands still, shakes around a bit, makes funky sounds*
L: Looks easy!
J: Nah, it ain't easy man! Much harder than it looks! You try it! *larry tries to do the same, but in a different way*
J: (while Larry is doing it); Are you feeling it?
L: No, not really.
J: Just keep on trying man! Its hard I tell ya!
L: There I can feel it! Wow, you were right!
J: What do you feel? Think it's the right item?
L: Hmmm...... I feel..... strange shapes....
J: (excited) yeah! yeah!
L: I feel.... tense... ground shaking.... beneath me are caves... drops of water dripping down.
J: Sure it's water?
L: Nahh... wait a minute... Hey, it's piss man!
L: (stops doing it) nah... eeeeehh... this isn't the clue man! (fast) shit shit, lets find something else fast man!
(finding item 3)
J: Ahh I see you found an item!
J: Looks disgusting. Are you sure this is the right one?
L: Yeah, I used the feelings I got from the last item, transferred over to this item along with the legend of third times the charm.
J: Ahhh, then that must be the right one! How do we get the information out of it?
L: Hmm... I guess, in times like these, that nothing works better than a good smash! *larry smashes it to the ground*
J: It has cracked, like when my computer game is cracked, it reminds me of you smoking crack!
L: Great poetry!
L: Look at the formation of the crack in the item!
J: Looks like my sisters hand-palm after I smack her in the ass and punch her in the face!
L: Good point, but the crack points in a direction see!
J: Oh, you mean, oh wait, is that a parrot it points at?
L: It sure is!
J: Looks kinda dead.
L: You think so?
J: Yeah man.
L: I think it's just... well...
J: Lets wake him up! Nothing works better than a good electric shock to the head! Plug me up, and I will make ready for the electrical systems.
L: I hope you don't mean....
J: Yeah, that's right.
L: *larry swallows* Do I have a choice?
J: Not really.
L: *Larry pulls out his finger and goes up behind Larry, but then a thunderstorm comes* Hey wait, you hear that? Thunder!
J: Ahh, you got lucky there huh? Saved by the light! *Jerry points his finger out to the light*
J: Come into me! Light of the day, moon of drunkenness, fill me with the power of resurrection!
L: *larry picks up parrot and gives it to Jerry*
J: *jerry holds parrot in his other hand* Frankenstein be my middle name! *touches parrot with finger, parrot falls down*
L: What happened?
J: It takes time for this to take effect, but not long! *parrot wakes up*
Parrot: Hello! My name is Jimmy the Parrot!
L: Wow! Hey Jerry Pot Sock, how did you know how to do that?
J: In New Guinea Islands long time ago, where my father built a cabin and lived the rest of his sixties with birds wet and white-stained held together by chains.
J: Yeah. He loved to put lipstick on the birds, kiss and make love!
J: Yeah man, he learned a lot about hidden secrets of nature that way. Thought me all the things I needed to know.
Parrot: What do you people want?
L: Me, and Jerry here, we were sent by the magic man to come here!
J: We are looking for the mystery joint, have you seen it?
L: Damn, what do you know?
P: There is a lake, one day northeast of here.
J: What's in the lake?
P: A fish!
L: Anything special about the fish?
P: Look inside it! The answer is there!
J: Isn't there many fish in the lake?
P: The thunder scared them away. Only two remains.
L: How do we know if it is the right fish still there?
P: Because it is so heavy, it can't escape! It's been there for years!
J: Alright, I'm convinced, fuck the parrot
J: Lets go and look with the same!
(at the lake)
L: Yeah, finally at the lake!
J: That was a long walk.
L: Yeah man, the parrot was way off!
J: Yeah, fucking parrot.
L: At least we arrived man!
J: *larry puts hand into lake and pull out a drawing of a bicycle* Hey is that a bicycle?
L: It sure is! Good condition too! (broken) ... hey Special Prize!
J: Are you sure where at the right lake man?
L: Yeah, 'cause I ain't walking back, that's for sure!
J: *larry puts hand into lake and pull out some candy(bruspulver banana)* Hey is that a banana?
L: Yeah. It's got a cork on.
J: Open it.
L: Hmmm.... some white stuff... *has a taste*... hey that's coke man!
J: *Pulls hand into lake and pulls out a dead body* Look, a dead body man.
L: Should we try to fuck it?`
J: Nahh... not really feel like it man.
L: Yeah- I know what you mean! Hey got any vitamin left?
J: Nahh, I'm all out man. Used it all up last night.
L: Ahh, heavy night?
J: Yeah. You might say that.
L: *puts hand into the water and gets his hand stuck in the water* Hey Jerry, help me out man!
J: What's wrong?
L: Something here is so heavy, it must be the fish, I can't pull it up!
J: *jerry puts his hand into the water too, and together they pull out the heavy fish*... ahhh yeah! Definently the right fish.
L: Lets cut it up and find the clue inside
J: *while larry is slicing up the fish, blood spills everywhere*... mmm look at all that blood, it would be a shame to let it all go to waste, mind it if I have a taste?`
L: Not a problem man! Go right ahead!
J: *jerry puts his finger in the blood, then put finger in his mouth*.... mmmm very good, wow, this is great! Try it man!
L: Alright... *larry drinks too* oh that's magnicificent, I haven't gotten such good blood in ages!
J: Yeah, damn right! This stuff makes me even more drunk in the head than the PMS blood from my daughters clit man!
L: *larry continues to slice up the fish and finds a note inside*... hey look a note!
J: Let me see! *reads the note* It says there is a deposit box inside the mystery bank.
L: That's all it says?
L: Have you ever been to the mystery bank?
J: For sure yeah, I got all my money stored in there man!
J: Yeah man. Although I do still think it's strange that the money suddenly drops in number for no reason sometimes, but it's the mystery bank so.
L: Yeah, I understand what you mean. But let's go there now, lead the way man! *We see them walking away*
(two unnamed men sitting on a sofa)
Unnamed Man #1: Have you heard about this mystery joint legend that goes around lately?
Unnamed Man #2: Yes, I have. That is definently something worth searching for.
U1: Because of my superior intelligence, I have decided to use the sun as my guide.
U1+U2 same time: TO GUIDE US ACROSS THE OCEAN OF SOUP
U2: But what about the turtle of doom? No way we can cross it unarmed.
U1: Don't worry, I have the solution. We must build a device called "The Psycho Hairdrier" just like my dad used to use on my mom to make her shut up and ride good "bulldonkey"... as my dad calls it.
U2: Can't wait!
(at soup maker's kitchen)
Soup Maker: Hello, I am the soup maker. Welcome to my kitchen. Today, we are cooking up my very own House Special. We will use lots of exciting ingridents to make something tasty, tasty, tasty. (finds ingrididents and put them in soup)
It then cuts back to Larry and Jerry walking to the mystery bank. But on their way there they decide to take a break and relax; they sit down and chill. They start talking about various subjects (make it up there and then) and after that discussion they talk about arranging a party. Then they make their way to the mystery bank, they decide to open the deposit box and in here they find a treasure map. This contains the location to a mystical desert where x marks the spot, but the map does not give any clues as to what it contains, they go and try to search for it.
Soup scene #2: Soup Maker tries to convince the others to try a taste of it.
(walking to the bank)
L: Ahh good weather today
J: Yeah very good for sniffing some of my father's hairglue
L: What's that?
J: Imported from Cairo, previously used to glue together old buildings torn in two
L: Why did he use it in his hair?
J: He said it was because he didn't need to go to the hairdresser so much with it in his hair
L: Isn't it dangerous to sniff?
J: Nah, in small quantities it is relatively harmless
J: Infact is a potent mocus proppelant, good for sneezing the remains of the slime out of the nose and out on the people
L: Sounds nice, We can sniff some of the glue on the way to the bank
J: Nah, we can't do that, I used up the last contents of the tube last night
L: What you use it for?`
J: Making some "special" dinner for my neighbours stupid dog, that will shut him the hell up for a while for sure
L: Great idea, but what about the sniffing then?
J: Don't worry, I've got some more stash left in my nose for you to lick out later
J: You're Welcome
L: I'm getting tired of walking so much, lets have a break
(sitting down relaxing)
L: I cleaned out the remains of the swimming pool in my backgarden last night
J: What did you find there?
L: My nephew's baby, I was like where the fuck did I lose it you know
J: Was it sleeping?`
L: Yeah, and now it's been ten days, still sleeping
J: Are you scared to return it?
L: Nah, I think it's much better now, more quiet and calm too, why wouldn't they be happen about that you know
J: Got a point there man!
J: I got a new guitar yesterday
L: Nice, been playing much?
J: Yeah, I've been practising on my fifty minute guitar solos
L: Full volume?`
L: Many solos?
J: Yeah, gotten through three of them already, that leaves only twenty-six more to go
L: You believe in candlelight romance?
J: Yeah, a big believer in that, especially after what happened last week
L: What happened?
J: Well, I got lost in the suburbs and didn't know what to do, so I just kept on walking.
J: Then I found a stripclub, so I figured, better go inside and have a drink before I collapse
J: But then, a chick came up to me and asked for a drink, so I said why not
J: Yeah, but then I had one too many shots of vodka, so I asked her to come with me to the bathroom
J: Well, I didn't wanna leave her there and she find another man
J: So, in the bathroom, I started to panic because I could feel some of that horse meat creeping up my throat
J: She did not seem to notice this as she was taking her clothes off, getting ready to fuck
J: I started to drink water rapidly and she asked what was wrong
J: But I could not help myself, I spat out the water on her face, and then puked on her expensive-looking shoes
L: How did she react?
J: Not good. Figuring now that all hope was lost, I then remembered I had a candlelight in my pocket
J: I pulled out the candlelight and said that I would be interested in making up for it
J: Turned out then, she was into this kind of romance, and we went home together, got married the same day
L: Wow, sounds like you got lucky there
J: No not really, because as it turned out, I was so drunk I failed to notice it was a stripclub for men only
J: The day after, I ended up married to a drag-queen and my ass was all purple and blue
L: How did you get out of that situation?
J: I picked up the candlelight and set her cat on fire, two days later, a divorce in my mail
J: Candlelight saved my ass, or what was left of it
L: All this romance, candlelight, guitar, has got me keened up for a party
J: Yeah I was just thinking the same thing! We arrange it later, but first, to the mystery bank!
(at the mystery bank)
L: Ah, nice place here
J: Yeah, you like it?
L: Reminds me of dinosaur lips, but which deposit box do we open?
J: How about the one I've never opened before?
L: Hey wait, you opened the other deposit boxes?
J: Yeah of course, how else am I going to get extra money?
L: Ahh I see.
J: *opens deposit box* Wow, hey Larry look, it's a treasure map!
L: Cool, I've been dying to go for a little pirating and looting lately
J: Now here's your chance! See, there is even an X on the map
L: Looks like we have to go through a... mystical desert!
(soup maker kitchen)
S: Hey Larry, come here, have a taste of my soup!
L: Looks okey, hey whats that smell from it?
S: Oh, ehh, thats nothing man, just the spice, just the spice.
L: I don't know man, what you put in the soup?
S: Nothing but the best, for example (says some of the ingridients used to make it)
L: Isn't that dangerous to eat?
S: Nahh, its perfectly safe, trust me
L: Hmmm... what do you think Jerry?
J: Looks like it been cooked too long?
S: No, no, just long enough for the soap ...
J: You put soap in it? Well then, no thank you!
S: NO, ummm, I meant soap opera!
J: Don't like television shows
S: Well, not a problem! Have a taste of this and you'll forget all about it.
S: (really excited) Yes, yes, yes. Just a little taste is all you need!
J: Just a little? Is it very hot?
S: Only the hottest for you!
J: But then... where is the smoke from hotness?
L: He's trying to fool us!
S: Nonono, I promise!
L: Nah, Jerry, come on lets go! *walks out*
The camera now cuts to the two men. We see them in a garage trying their best to build the device, they find various ingridients and succeed in building it. They head out to the garden to prepare the solar device, but as they try to turn on the device, they find that they are out of battery. So they walk back trying to find the battery. But as they walk back, a leprechaun appears, he has a bag full of gold. The two men become sidetracked by this meeting, so they decide to hold off the search for now, as they become interested in aquariring the gold coins. But in order to get them, they must bring the leprechaun a gift of chocolate. They walk back into the house to get the chocolate, but before they walk out they decide to have a smoke themselves. They pull out a bucket and pull some hits in the toilet. At one point, one of the two men gets hungry (munchies) and decides to eat the chocolate. As he is about to eat it, he accidently drops the chocolate into the toilet (ha litt bløt sjokolade i toalettet for extra gross effekt), he then picks it up, eats it and says "it's still good". After a while something mysterious happens, but we don't get to see what, all we get to see is the results (ref:mem). The camera cuts to the leprechaun scene again and they bring the chocolate to the leprechaun ("ahh, ssssshit, its wet... så ser vi dem nærvøse men så sier han hmmm just the way I like it"). He gives them the gold and they continue to turn on the solar device that transports them across the ocean.
Soup scene #3: Soup Maker says "Oh come on, try it please, come on come on come on".
(unnamed men in garage)
U1: The time has come to build our device!
U2+U1: The Psycho Hairdrier
U2: We must find the ingridients nessecary to build it
(picks up item for building block)
U2: *U1 starts to build* Have you ever built one of these before?
U1: No, but I have the blueprints imprinted into my head
U2: How did that happen?
U1: It was after a party one day, I passed out and when I woke up, I remembered I had my pocket-duster in my shirt pocket
U2: Pocket duster?
U1: Yeah, it is what you use when you wake up drunk as fuck and quickly need to wipe off the remains of dust from your face
U1: Yes, but then I stared in the mirror, and my hair was totally messed up and my forehead had a huge vagina imprinted there
U1: I didn't know what to do, so I started to build a device and it made my face turn all green and blue and purple
U1: And then you couldn't see the vagina there anymore
U2: Ahh I see!
(picks up final item to build it with)
U1: *builds more* This will be the final building block
U2: That is a quick build
U2: You sure it is the right device?
U1: Yup. This is the only way we can defeat the turtle of doom
U2: Doesn't look much like a hairdrier?
U1: It is a "special" hairdrier, but we need solar power, lets head out to the garden to prepare.
(in the garden)
U2: Turn it on!
U1: I'm trying, doesn't work!
U2: Maybe you built the wrong one?
U1: Ahh wait, the battery is all out. We need a new one to put inside.
Leprechaun: Hello, I am the leprechaun from your garden.
L: I've got a bag full of gold
U2: Wow that gold sure looks nice doesn't it?
U1: Yeah, lets forget about the mystery joint for now, theres still time
L: Hey wait, the gold is mine and I will only give it away on one condition
U2: What's that?
L: You two must bring me a gift of chocolate and it must be very tasty
U1: No problem
(in the living room)
U1: Ahh, here is a bar of chocolate, we will use this
U2: But wait, I wanna get stoned, lets go and smoke some toilet man!
U1: Yeah, good idea!
(in the bathroom)
U2: I'm getting hungry man. I gotta eat, I've got the munchies man.
U2: *takes away outer wrap on chocolate* Oh shit, I just dropped my choco bar
U2: *picks up from toilet (use an extra bar of the same type and make it water wet to look like the same one)* Mmmmm, still good!
U1: *camera films wall section quickly, shaking camera* Oh my god, what happening?
U2: Something's wrong with the toilet!
U1: Whats happening? Whats happening? *splash and U1 gets water, shit, piss and toilet paper all over his face (use soft chocolate, clean toilet paper wet with water, yellow makeup, throw little water onto actors face and cut out the water throwing so we only get to see the water splashed and not the throwing)*
(in the garden after the leprechaun second scene, see paragraph above.)
U2: Nice gold man
U1: Yeah, lets turn on the device and get transported across the ocean!
Camera cuts back to Larry and Jerry in the desert trying to dig out the treasure with a shovel. Inside the treasure they find a paper with directions to the Pink Umbrella Man's mystery lair, where the joint is supposedly buried in his garden. Insert prev clip here (rabbit).
Soup scene #4: Soup Maker gets frustrated that noone wants a taste of it, so he tries to taste it a little bit himself. he gets a bad reaction, but then tries to make up some excuse for that and promise its good for the others.
(in the desert)
Larry: With this shovel, we will dig towards the X
J: Hey look, it's a chest!
L: *opens it* it's a paper, hey this is direcions to the Pink Umbrella Man's lair.
J: Hmm, you think the mystery joint is buried there?
L: It must be, but the path there is filled with danger and action
J: None the less, we have come so far, we must go with the same!
(soup maker scene)
S: Arrrgh, nobody of you want to try my soup! Alright then, I'll try it myself,*eats soup* see I'm drinking it no problem
L: *after bad reaction* WOw, I'm glad I didn't try that soup, huh Jerry
S: Nah man, that's just the (ingridient used to make it) that was to hot for me right now, but that's just me man, come on go try it
S: *after J and L hesitates* Oh I think I gotta be sick *goes away*
Camera cuts to the two men rising up from ocean. They walk to the turtle of doom and use the device to defeat it and cross into the land of flying stars ( we get to see them explore this a little bit).
Soup scene #5: Soup Maker dies from eating the soup.
U1: Hey there it is! The turtle of doom!
U2: Lets fight and kill and smash and terrorize!
(land of flying stars)
U1: We are now in the land of flying stars
U2: (slowly, hypnotized) Oh, the stars, the stars
U1: This is the place is the middle ground between the heaven and the earth
U2: Yes. And it also a shortcut to the lair of The Pink Umbrella Man!
U1: You think the mystery joint could be there?
U2: Yes, the flying stars told me it's there!
(soup maker scene)
L: *after soup maker falls down and dies* Oh my god, you think he/she is dead?
J: Sure looks like it man!
J: Should we try to fuck it?
L: I don't know man, you got experience?
J: Sure do man! Middleloft Inn, Hunton Bay, New Texas, 1923...
L: What happened there?
J: Did three at a time, yeah! Some gangsters killed a bunch of chicks in the room next door
J: Woke up Three AM to sounds of gunshots. So I crawled outside, smashed the window and crept inside
J: Found three lovely girls, took their clothes off and just went crazy on them!
L: SOunds like fun!
J: It sure was! Got myself some ass and clit, did some facial, punch and kick
J: Best time of my life man! Just kept going at it all night! Non-stop action man!
L: Wow, I'm getting interested now!
J: Yeah, you gotta try it man!
L: *does it* You were right, just like doing a chicken man.
Camera cuts to party scene with Larry, Jerry and some others. In the party they smoke the "Special Bucket" that Larry is famous for (ref:mem). After the party, they walk into the garden. But before Larry gets to the garden, they stop at a local cemetary. Larry talks about rumors that the locals have been saying that this place is haunted by some cemetery freaks that used to work for The Pink Umbrella Man. They run into them and get chased around, but they manage to escape and finally make it to the garden. They search the hedges, but cannot find the joint. They decide to summon The Magic Man using a spell in order to ask for advice. He says that he has recently discovered that only The Pink Umbrella Man knows of its current whereabouts and that he wont give it up, not unless they do something very special. Larry and Jerry loses hope, sits down and says "that was that movie!", but then the two men shows up. "Who are you?" Larry says. The two men inform them that they want the mystery joint for themselves. The Pink Umbrella Man shows up and gives scary words, so everybody disappears for a while. The Two Men gets into a battle with Larry and Jerry. Larry wins. The Pink Umbrella Man is so impressed and he steals the two mens gold and then rewards Larry with the mystery joint. Larry and Jerry gets home and decides to fire up the mystery joint. As they fire it up, they discover it is just "old tobacco, horse manure and garden soil". THE END!
(After the end, we get to see The Pink Umbrella Man laughing because he gave them that joint.. he says "I hope you had a good toke on that hahahaha")
(in the party)
J: Hey Larry, give us your classic bucket!
(larry goes out the door, and comes back in with the bucket)
J: Hey, what's that smell? *sniff sniff*... Hey did you piss in the bucket?
L: Of course, that's my trademark man! *Larry swings the bucket and accidently spills some of the water on the floor*
J: *afterr spilled* Hey! Careful with the bucket man!