Home dental work

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Hello friends,
Obviously I was nervous before performing my first home dental procedure, we all hear the horror stories!!! But that was five months ago and I have not looked back.
If you look at the history books of all of humanity's greatest moments there is one factor hiding in the background making a massive difference, and I'm not talking about the malign influence of the Jewish overlords.
Every great human and animal throughout history has been empowered by the deep secrets of home dental work, and here is a trick you can try right in your own home!
You will need: dental chisel (substitute with flat head screwdriver), hammer.
Take chisel, place upon tooth of choosing halfway down it's length, take hammer, take great care to align the hammer with the chisel. Bring down the hammer upon the chisel and cut out sections of tooth to taste.
You will feel immediate effects
Once you have tried this introduction to the world of home dentistry, there is nothing that can stop your adventures into the world of teeth.

[nl]

when your teeth be looking like
And your dentist says "fuck it"

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i didnt brush my teeth for 3 seconds and they rotted
DO NOT BELIEVE THE NON BRUSHING CONSPIRACY

[Jinxtengu]

Also try do it yourself brain surgery, all you need is a mirror and a hand drill, or alternately a handsaw (this is the low emissions option).
Incidentally I was just reading unwinders recent comic which is about tooth brushing, seems like a hot topic atm, it's amusing.
web comic

[bigpancakenorton]

i've chipped my teeth and i am bleeding everwhyere! it really works!

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If you have a newborn child then you can also try home vaccinations with a healthy dosage of cranberry juice, tea tree oil and ethically sourced mercury.

[HarneyBarnes]

In the same warm helpful spirit as Howard S Schneider, easy dental care can be executed with the Simple Steps for Toothcare Recovery.
1. Fill a cup with warm water
2. Add 3/4ths of a cup of Sucralose-based sweetnener such as Splenda or Sweet-N-Low
3. Dissolve the mix into a liquid solution
4. Swish solution inside mouth for 3 minutes long, ingest if needed

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new development in the world of tooth!
Home dentail work using Rifle. Proven to be swift and effective with only minimal kinds of possibility of (((death)))